I Went To The Jalopshift Party And Raphael Stole My Parking Spot

"Jonathan Harper" (jbh) 04/18/2014 at 10:22 • Filed to: jalopshift

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Fucking baja beetle, in my way. Dammit. Great party though, the IPA was quite tasty.

I was on my way there in the E30 M3, but word spread quickly that Raphael had indeed stolen the best/last parking spot, with his unpainted thing.

And there were some other interesting wares to gaze upon:

Blipshift literally brought an army of t-shirt sellers, and there was a 2015 STI as well.

Which I stayed late enough to see turned on and revved ( forgot to take my camera off autofocus, sorry for the hunting )

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BKRM3 > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:25

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Which IPA? DETAILS, man.

505Turbeaux > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:28

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didnt look like the window was up.

1. Reach in

2. neutral with ebrake off

3. push it out of the way and let the IPA do the rest

"Where the hell did I park my car?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:33

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Ididn'tgobecausefuckingworkandschoolandjustdropping$3,200onmycar, Ihopethatitwasfunandsuch.

Takuro Spirit > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:40

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#ORLOVED

Jonathan Harper > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 04/18/2014 at 10:47

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duuuuuuuuude excuses are the things that build something else

Jonathan Harper > 505Turbeaux 04/18/2014 at 10:48

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It WAS unlocked. And it DOES have a roller-blade for a gas pedal. Soooo...

Jonathan Harper > Takuro Spirit 04/18/2014 at 10:48

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EXACTLY

Jonathan Harper > BKRM3 04/18/2014 at 10:50

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The one that was handed to me in a cup, fo free; the best kind.

505Turbeaux > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:51

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next time...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 10:52

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Going to NYC for 2 days is very expensive.

BKRM3 > Jonathan Harper 04/18/2014 at 11:06

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Cost $free.99, eh? Free beer is indeed the tastiest.